SARDAR JOKES:
Q : WHAT ABOUT THE SURD WIFE WHO GAVE BIRTH TO TWINS?
A : Her husband is out looking for the other man.
Q: A SURD ORDERED A PIZZA AND THE CLERK ASKED IF HE SHOULD CUT IT IN SIX OR TWELVE PIECES.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
Q: WHY DID 18 SARDARJIS GO TO A MOVIE? -
A: Because below 18 was not allowed .
Q: HOW DO YOU MEASURE A SURD'S INTELLIGENCE?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN A SURD THROWS A PIN AT YOU?
A: Run like Hell....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.
Q: HOW DO YOU MAKE A SURD LAUGH ON SATURDAY?
A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
Q: WHAT IS THE SURD DOING WHEN HE HOLDS HIS HANDS TIGHTLY OVER HIS EARS?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: WHY DO SURDS WORK SEVEN DAYS A WEEK?
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
Q: WHY DID GOD GIVE SURDS 2% MORE BRAINS THAN HORSES?
A: Because he didn't want them shitting in the streets during parades.
Q: WHY CAN'T SURDS MAKE ICE CUBES?
A: They always forget the recipe.
Q: HOW DID THE SURD TRY TO KILL THE BIRD?
A: He threw it off a cliff.
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL 10 SURDS STANDING EAR TO EAR?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: WHAT DO YOU SEE WHEN YOU LOOK INTO A SURD'S EYES?
A: The back of his head.
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN A SURD THROWS A HAND GRENADE AT YOU?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A SARDAR WHO DRINKS ONLY BEER ?
A: Just-beer Singh.
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A SARDAR WHO HAS ONLY ONE DRINK ?
A: Just-one Singh.
Khalistan National Drink:
Sarbat Khalsa
Khalistan National Bird:
Tandoori Chicken
International Airline:
Kitthe Pacific
National Airline:
Itthe Pacific
National Anthem:
Sten gun man
National Taxi Service:
Kar Seva
National song:
Bande marte hum.
Female terrorist:
Hard Kaur.
National dish:
AKALI-DAAL
Sikh scuba diver:
JULL-UNDER SINGH
Better adapted sikh diver:
JULLUNDER SINGH GILL
Once upon a time, a Sardar applied to Medical School. Needless to say he never made it - do you know why ???? These are the answers he gave ...
ANTIBODY
- against everyone
ARTERY
- the study of fine paintings
BACTERIA
- back door to a cafeteria
BENIGN
- what you be after you be eight
BOWEL
- letters like a,e,i,o,u
CAESARIAN SECTION
- a district in Rome
CARDIOLOGY
- advanced study of poker playing
CAT SCAN
- searching for lost kitty
CHRONIC
- neck of a crow
COMA
- punctuation mark
CORTIZONE
- area around local courthouse
CYST
- short for sister
DIAGNOSIS
- person with a slanted nose
DILATE
- the late British princess
DISLOCATION
- in this place
DUODENUM
- couple in jeans
ENEMA
- not afriend
FALSE LABOR
- pretending to work
GALLBLADDER
- bladder in a girl
GENES
- blue denim
HERNIA
- she is close by
HYMEN
- greeting to several males
IMPOTENT
- distinguished, well-known
LABOR PAIN
- hurt at work
LACTOSE
- person without digits on the foot
LIPOSUCTION
- a French kiss
LYMPH
- walk unsteadily
MICROBES
- small dressing gowns
OBESITY
- city of Obe
PACEMAKER
- winner of Nobel Peace Prize
PROTEIN
- in favour of teens
PULSE
- grain
PUS
- small cat
RED BLOOD COUNT
- Dracula
SECRETION
- hiding anything
SERUM
- sailors drink
SUBCUTANEOUS
- not cute enough
TABLET
- small table
TUMOR
- extra pair
ULTRASOUND
- radical noise