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Want a taste of religion? Bite a minister.
Worry, God knows all about you.
Jesus is coming, look busy!
Jesus loves you! (everyone else thinks you're an asshole!)
JESUS SAVES... But Gretzky gets the rebound, he shoots, he SCORES!!
Suicide is a way of telling God 'you can't fire me, I QUIT!'
I have nothing against god, it's his followers that I can't stand
Of course you're faster, but I'm driving in front of you.
I drive the speed limit. If you don't like it call a cop!
I am a slow moving disciple of the Swami Procrastinada
If you can read this, your to close. (Written in brail)
Too Close for Missiles, Switching to Guns
I still miss my ex...but my aim is getting better!
Fight crime, shoot back
Guns don't kill people, they just make it easier
Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
If you don't like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk!
Why am I the only person on earth that knows how to drive?
Forget about world peace...visualize using your turn signal
Hang up and drive
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. . . Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car
Evacuate the road!!! STUDENT driving!!
It was only a lane change!
Go on, i'll see you at the next traffic light.
So many pedestrians, so little time.
Lost your cat? Look under my tires
I may be drunk, but you are down right ugly, and I shall be sober in the morning
A man is not truly drunk until he can't lie on the floor without holding on
Don't drink and drive--if you hit a bump you spill your beer
I have a problem with drinking... Two hands and only one mouth
Horn broken. Watch for finger.
My wife's other car is a broom.
This is not an abandoned vehicle.
Do Not Wash - this vehicle is undergoing a scientific dirt test.
Learn from your parent's mistakes - use birth control
Change is inevitable... Except for vending machines
Hit me, I need money
IF YOU'RE RICH, I'M SINGLE
I didn't work my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy, check 3 friends, if they are ok, your it
I don't suffer from insanity, i enjoy every minute of it
I may be fat but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.
My other wife is beautiful.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
I don't lie, cheat or steal unnecessarily.
Archeologists will date any old thing
Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.
Is there life before coffee?
Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Wink. I'll do the rest.
No radio. Already stolen.
Flying saucers are real, the Air Force doesn't exist.
Humpty Dumpty was Pushed.
I'd rather be over the hill than under it.
I've run out of sick days, so I am calling in dead
According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist
End racism...kill everyone
Conserve Water; Shower with a friend
Just visiting this planet
The light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train.
Due to recent cutbacks, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
I said "no" to drugs, but they just woudn't listen.
Earth first! We'll strip mine the other planets later!
Anyone can give up smoking, but it takes a real man to face cancer.
Hard work has a future payoff, but laziness pays off now.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Be kind to your children; they choose your nursing home.